Monday, June 16, 2008

Dad Said...

Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
You didn't beat me. I let you win.
Big boys don't cry.
Dont worry, it's only blood.
Don't you know any normal boys?
Now you listen to ME, Buster!
I'll play catch after I read the paper.
I told you, keep your eye on the ball.
Who said life was supposed to be fair? The fair's in October.
Always say please and thank you. That way, you get more.
If you forget, you'll be grounded till the end of the world.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.

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